Fuck you, misogynists, I'm not in the mood

After being at work for 11 hours, but only able to bill about 5 or 6 to actual projects (due to budget issues), despite the work I put in, I see the Colbert Report about a guy giving away free breast implants. Does he think he's gonna get to fuck these women after the implants? I certainly hope no one fucks him. With all the people dying from not being able to afford life-saving surgery, he's giving out boobs, because really, thats all that matters.